Thursday, October 21, 2010

Guys, Id like to talk about something serious.

Hey guys, its thursday, and you all know what that means right? actually it has no significance whatsoever to anything on this blog, but i am here to talk about another movie. Now this movie is both a classic and a recent one for some people, it will be re-released in a month or so since its first screening 25 years ago. This movie most of you will know.............. It is Back To The Future Parts 1-3.

 Based on the story of a teenage boy who goes back in time in a silver delorean and meets his parents, thus changing the future to a place where he does not exist, he then uses the silver delorean created by Doc Brown to reunite his parents and make it so that he continues to exist. I would recommend for anyone that has not seen this movie trilogy before to go and buy it when it comes out on dvd or blu-ray and get back to me on how awesome it is. nuff said.

Friday, October 15, 2010


it may not seem like i post very often, but i try to do a movie every few days or so, and im going to do a movie that very few people know about but it was great...................

This movie was "Out Cold" which was one of Zach Galifianakis's first roles and was released in 2001, this movie was about a bunch of snowboarders who go wild on a ski mountain in a wild adventure, I've not watched the movie myself but a friend told me all about it and about Zach Galifianakis's famous line, which was line line from a song "Everybody have fun tonight, everybody wang chung tonight!" still a mystery as to what "wang chunging" is. Anyways this movie is full of fun and adventure, and zach galifanakis getting his dick stuck in a hot tub. So i leave you with that.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I Will Now Judge Another Movie!

The movie that im gonna put the hammer to is.......................

Clash Of The Titans, the original, not the remake, it was amazing at its time, and that was before i was born, but now it is just a visual piece of shit. One of this movie's defects was trying to jump into the whole animation scheme before it actually got big, if they had done this as just a normal movie with what they could make back in the 80's then it might not be mocked today for what a piece of shit it is. But it's not up to me, its all up to you guys whether you think this movie is shitty or not.

Thursday, October 7, 2010


how about another classic that i cant really rip on.

well, i can sorta rip on this movie, just for the fact that ted is played by the young keanu reeves and he looks like a giant stoner, other than that id like to point out that the best part is the big presentation because they converge all the awesomeness together and almost make your face melt with awesomeness. So that is all i have to say about that movie other than "69 dudes"!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010


This movie was a movie that all you parents should have seen that runs into many sequels that progressively get shittier. I know what movie your thinking of, and its not that, the movie im talking about is FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!

Now, this movie was great for an old movie, it was filled with horror and gore. but what was terrible was the fact that the special effects were crap and the main villain Jason isn't that scary, what was scary was the fact that he could walk slowly and catch up to the people in no time, like wtf. But in all seriousness, you probably shouldn't try to watch any of the other ones because they are all stupid, stick with the classics. This is Marty McFly traveling back in time for another movie review.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010



this movie was great, it was full of action. Other than all the one liners that Schwarzzenager throws out it was great, i would give this movie a whopping 8.5/10